why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
Ok so what about electric eels?
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
"I’m so hungry I could eat a horse"
Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence
O o O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY JELLYFISH LOVING INSTINCTS TELL ME TO BUY 10 OF THESES TO PUT ALL OVER MY ROOM! GIMME!!!
No…actually it’s a hand blown glass jellyfish incased in more glass. I used to sell these at the gift shop I worked at. Who ever told you that they’re real jellyfish were probably just trying to get you to buy them… :/
So ed plays guitar and sings to soldiers in Afghanistan
Adopts a homeless kitten
Joins a campaign for cancer awareness
Donates the sale of his signature guitar to EACH hospices
And visits his childhood school to give a songwriting class to upcoming music students
Tell me again why you don’t like him I dare you
He has weird eyes.
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES