i have no interest in small talk tell me about you childhood and what your parents are like and how many siblings you have and if you are afraid of death or if you believe in an afterlife and what your favorite movie is and if you like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music you like and why and tell me the bands or artists you loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else and
Isn’t this stuff generally what small talk is?
pocahontas is like eww fuck these basic white bitches
it’s just you.
i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”
GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED
oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED
Her face doesn’t just fall, she recoils. “This is not the big sausage pizza I thought I was getting.”
He tainted the pizza. fucking douche.
she is just so dissapointed and I can’t stop laughing.
Is it just me or does that look like Bill Nye the Science Guy?